I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. And so on and so on. It’s driving me crazy. First, I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam. Funny Jokes. Teepee or wigwam? I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. I was reminded of this, when I heard people complaining about how cold it is today. "He starts muttering to himself, "Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it … “Doctor, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. (two tents) "So, I have this idea for a great movie. The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents." Dr: "relax sir, you're two tents" Doctor!, doctor! "I can't concentrate, doctor. Doctor! This joke may contain profanity. Am I a tepee or a wigwam? See more ideas about pee pee teepee, teepee, pee. Weird Dreams. Doctor! I have a lettuce stuck in my bum. A man went to see a psychiatrist. One moment I feel I’m a wigwam and the next, I think I’m a teepee.” The doctor replies “Don’t worry, your just too tense!” He keeps muttering.When he walks into the doctor's office, he explains what's wrong. Bloke goes to the doctor and says “Doctor, Doctor. Funny Jokes ... Then a teepee, then a wigwam. "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' Originally made from buffalo hides and used by the indigenous people of North America, these types of tents have been used for centuries for this exact purpose. And that’s why teepee tents (sometimes spelled ‘tipi’ or referred to as a wigwam tent) make such awesome shelters on almost any adventure in the great outdoors. He asks the therapist over and over, "Am I a tepee or a wigwam? You’re two tents.” I’m sure like me, you’ve had problems with a pattern you’ve chosen to make. I'm stressed. (two tents, too tense) 3. Sep 29, 2019 - Explore Margaret D. Haydel's board "Pee pee teepee" on Pinterest. Other times as a marquee. (tents rather) OK, corny I know, but with dual spec out, that’s what it’s like. "I think I figured it out. Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!" doctor! and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'" “I’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee, i’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee….” The doctor exclaims relax man you are two tense. Whats wrong with me?" I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi. All I keep thinking about is wigwams and teepees. Tipi Jokes. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replied: “It’s very simple. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. I'm a Wigwam I'm a Teepee I remember an old joke where one guy was frantically saying, “I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee,“ and then his doctor leans back in his chair and declares, “your two tense (tents)”! Dr: "It appears that this is just the tip of the iceberg" Doctor! I am over 18. A guy goes to a therapist. i have double vision, I am seeing two of everything. What’s the diagnosis? 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